This post is the latest in our travel language specials for Travelfish.
No trip to Thailand would be complete without a traditional Thai massage. The history books will tell you all about Rama III confirming Wat Po as a centre for medical education. The learning materials are there: carved plaques on the walls, anatomical maps of mystical chi lines and pressure points in the cloisters, and quirky little statues of contorted yogis scattered around the garden.
Since its inception it has been the mothership, sending out masseuses and masseurs to populate massage shops the length and breadth of the country.
While the language demands on visiting the massage shop aren’t terribly onerous, it helps to understand some of the things that might be said to you, and to know some of the things you might want to ask.
Massage shops have of course diversified since the days of Rama III, so first here is what you’ll find on the menu:
Massages on the Menu
Massage นวด nûat
Oil massage: นวด น้ำ มัน nûat náam man
Thai massage: นวด แผน ไทย nûat păen tai
Herbal massage: นวด สมุน ไพร nûat sà-mŭn prai
Ancient massage: นวด แผน โบราณ nûat păen boh-raan
Foot massage: นวด เท้า nûat táo
What you’ll need to do
Once you’ve decided on the method by which you intend to while away a couple of blissful hours, the masseuse/masseur (หมอ นวด mŏr nûat) will probably have one or two small instructions for you:
เปลี่ยนเสื้อผ้า bplìan sêua pâa: Change (your) clothes
นอน nawn: Lie down
นอนหงาย nawn ngăai: lie on your back
นอน คว่ำ nawn kwâm: lie on your front
ลุก ขึ้น นั่ง lúk kêun nâng: sit up
ยก แขน ขึ้น yók kăen kêun: lift up (your) arm
จับ มือ jàp meu: hold hands
Under Pressure
As Thai massage is all about pressure points, it’s useful to know how to regulate that pressure.
Heavy (pressure): หนัก nàk
Light (pressure): เบา bao
ชอบนวดหนักไหม chôp nûat nàk măi: Do you like heavy massages?
Affirmative response: ชอบ chôp
Negative response: ไม่ ชอบ mâi chôp
เจ็บไหม jèp măi: Does it hurt?
Affirmative response: เจ็บ jèp (lit. hurts)
Negative response: ไม่ เจ็บ mâi jèp (lit. doesn’t hurt)
Please be gentle!: เบาๆ หน่อย ครับ/คะ bao bao nòi krap/ká
Some reading practice
จะไปนวดที่วัดโพธิ์
ชอบนวดสมุนไพรมากกว่านวดน้ำมัน
เอานวดเบาๆหรือนวดหนัก
ไปนวดกันไหม
Now that you have the lingo, find out more about enjoying the ancient art of Thai massage in this article at Travelfish.
Oh, and in that article they recommend you go armed with this question: เป็นหมอนวดนานเท่าไร
Anki flash cards for this lesson are available to download for free here.
And whatever you do, don’t repeatedly say ‘OW!’ 😀